Dream Birds

If you've ever wondered what a person who draws birds and cartoons all day, and counts penguins the rest of her time, dreams about at night - and I won't blame you if you hadn't - here's the answer:

I dreamed about the penguin a few nights ago, and about the blue-parrot-with-duck-bill the night after. In both dreams the birds didn't like me. I tried to understand why, and came up with this wonderful excuse: I had petted a weasel before (at least that was the excuse for the parrot, I don't remember the one I dreamed for the penguin).

But obviously they know the real reason.